never and i mean absolutely never let anyone tell u that u can’t go in a bouncy castle
there is a u in bouncy
and there’s gonna be a u in that castle
I love when this happens.
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula
“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal
Heidi Klum as her older self for Halloween 2013
And yet most film studios can’t convincingly age actors even a few years. Get it together, guys.
if you guys arent aware of heidi klum’s halloween legacy, just know that she does something this spectacular every single year
heidi klum is a cosplay role model.
Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger
she was the female titan
im glad i am not the only one who thought that
I saw it and immediately checked to make sure I wasn’t the only one
I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture
for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed
Not even lion
My masterpiece of a tweet
Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck
I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago
on a dead floor and all jeeeeez
lord help me this is the most satisfying gif to watch
their timing though
screencapmeme [4/10 scenes]